August 23rd, 2008

obama08

jim_smith knows who Obama's VP is...

It's Jesus Christ.

Seriously, that's who it is. Consider the facts.

The media has been going nuts speculating about this, to the point that it's making headlines that Obama "may" announce his running mate "soon", but nobody's really sure. In Matthew 24:36, Jesus says of his return to Earth, "But of that day and hour knoweth no man."

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Have you seen him lately? Dude's been working out. I think he's planning to return to the public eye.
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Avengers: Hawkeye

Good ideas...

darkenglishrose wonders why Amazons cut off their breasts for using the bow...


I know that most weapons aren't actually invented by warriors, other people dream them up in various ways (usually by inventing lovely tools suitable for other pursuits like farming, that just happen to be incredibly handy in the hack-n-slash area) But surely they weren't ALL warriors, there must have been some of those whimsical characters sat at the back of the fighting class (...what?) going "...wouldn't it be really cool if you got a bit of wood like this and affixed it to a piece of vine like that..."

It would've been even cooler if they'd invented a weapon that you needed boobs to use.
Granted it wouldn't do so good for all those less well-endowed girls out there, but if the Amazon's boobs caused enough of a hindrance to need cutting off they were probably quite hefty.
How cool would that be?

....you'd never guess I was a pacifist would you?


Context is more of the same.
I Hate It Here

professorohki is off to a great start this morning!

YOU KNOW WHAT'S A HELL OF A WAY TO GET WOKEN UP? A FUCKING NUCLEAR EMERGENCY RADIATION EXPOSURE SIREN.

APPARENTLY THEY TEST DIABLO CANYON'S WARNING SYSTEM ANNUALLY. THIS IS WHAT I GET FOR NOT HAVING TV OR LISTENING TO THE RADIO. GODDAMN. THERE'S NOTHING QUITE AS ODD AS GOOGLING TO SEE IF YOU HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT DYING OR NOT.

Context is locked and sealed in his bunker in case of Soviet dastardliness (actually, quoted in full, but entry's locked) QWP
Fezzes are cool
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Superman vs. Batman...

manekikoneko gets down to the bare facts-


One thing we've learned from my superfantabulous poll of yesterday is that people generally prefer Batman to Superman, but when pressed to consider who would really win in a knock-down, drag-out, brawl to the death, we all admit that Superman is pretty super. Batman is really smart and strong and brave, but Superman can shoot lasers out of his eyes and actually fly. It's not a fair fight, really.



Context thinks Superman is probably kinda jerky though