August 21st, 2008

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dia_aren_marie is thinking of alternative ways to express herself:

Oh, and my mom and nan created some drama just because I went "P*@#$($@A!!!" in surprise at how big mom's new computer monitor was.

Jesus why didn't you tell me off when I was like 14 or something god way to be late to the party

SHEET OF PAPER
BINGE
PU-POO CAKES
SHIIIIIIIIIIINING SUN
DAMIHAN
FUDGE
JEBUS CRIPES ON A STICK
HELLA EH EH EH
JAMAICA (???)

ARE YOU HAPPY NOW
MAI HIME: Shiznat; boobsquish

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blindmadness explores the importance of double checking answers:

OH MY GOD.

So, um. I'm grading Simon's French homework, right? The work he did over the course of a month and a half?

There is one problem where he has to match up questions to answers. And for the very first one, he said:

Q: "Qu'est-ce que tu fais?"
A: "Ma cousine Alice."*

I had to go back and look at it a few times to make sure that yes, that was exactly what he selected.

And now I cannot stop laughing. Oh, SIMON. YOU UNINTENTIONALLY INCESTUOUS LITTLE BASTARD, YOU.

*Literal translation: "What are you doing?" "My cousin Alice." NO LIE, OKAY?

Context can't stop laughing and is flocked and posted with permission.