The things one sees at a hospital...
In
cynical_nurse, the discussion was on ER cases of embarrassing items in awkward places.
mamaursula gave an example, and I lost it at the last part:
(QWP, and laughter)

Oh man, that reminds me of the 70 year old guy who had a plastic pear stuck in his rectum. For the second time. His wife was really nice.
(QWP, and laughter)