Metaquotes

growly did it to herself, really...

"...I need to change my ringtone. I got rickrolled during sex today. x___x "

Context is F-Locked, QWP, and of course is never gonna give you up, never gonna...

Warren Ellis: (posts an idea he had about teleportation on his blog/LJ)

misterandersen: So you invented one of the basic operating principles of a TARDIS then?

Warren Ellis:
VE-REE SO-REE NOT SPEAKO NERD. IN ENGLISHING SLOWLY PLEASE?

Context's brain has exceeded the speed of light.

angathol's job involves working with people with strange names.

Some of my work's clients have the most bizarre and amusing names. We have five Elvises, a Michael Jackson, a woman with the unfortunate surname Peniston, and a guy named MAX BALLIN (I talked to him once, he's not as cool as a guy with that name should be), but I think this one tops them all...

I just scanned two confirmation letters for a client named WEI FUN POON.

Oh, unintentional euphemisms.

Context is locked, QWP.

john_holton finds that doing his civic duty isn't always as much fun as it could be...

"My jury service ended yesterday, and I didn't get a chance to sentence anyone to death.

Oh, well..."

Context is FL, QWP.