Regarding Paris Hilton's Response to McCain's 'Celebrity' Ad:

Context will have to take it lying down.
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I guess Lie Detector could also lead to Space Travel...Context prefers RIF mules to warm cookies.
You: So, is teleportation possible?
Astrophysicist: Absolutely not. Don't be silly.
[bzzzt]
You: That's not what this thingy here tells me. Try again. Is teleportation possible?
Astrophysicist: Yes, but only in theory.
[bzzzt]
You: Is teleportation possible?
Astrophysicist: (sigh) Let me show you my secret teleporter.