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If only there was a hole big enough for my dick to explain to MS what I think of their new OS.

Context is furiously ranting and flocked. QWP.

This is like watching a game of Soccer, having no idea what's going on, and seeing the referee piss on everybody in a field full of shit. Yet there's nothing else good on.

QWP, Context has a serious brocon.

devicing learns that marathoning 'To Catch a Predator' is not the brightest idea:

My thoughts today when creepy "I'm from Wisconsin" college boy came to my door and asked me if my parents were home. NO ONE LIVES IN WISCONSIN ANYMORE! IT'S A TRAP! He's all "I have a survey for you to fill out" and all my brain yelled was "AND BY SURVEY HE MEANS DICK AND BY FILL OUT HE MEANS DEEP THROAT JFKSDLF".


QWP, context has a cleaver.

ultiville discusses the possibility that Breaking Dawn jumped the shark:

"Like the great world-serpent, it is actually the shark jumping itself."

Context is spoiler-free.