devicing learns that marathoning 'To Catch a Predator' is not the brightest idea:
My thoughts today when creepy "I'm from Wisconsin" college boy came to my door and asked me if my parents were home. NO ONE LIVES IN WISCONSIN ANYMORE! IT'S A TRAP! He's all "I have a survey for you to fill out" and all my brain yelled was "AND BY SURVEY HE MEANS DICK AND BY FILL OUT HE MEANS DEEP THROAT JFKSDLF".