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ickaimp has an idea for a new product.

There needs to be an adhesive called 'Poo-glue'.

Sticks like poo to a baby's butt.

... it'd be really strong. ._.



Context is very fragrant and in it's entirety.

faeryfroggy learns that the "In Soviet Russia" macro is not as funny in real life.


Russian guy wins a Jackpot. Walking away with one of the security guards, I say (in a bad Russian accent), "In Soviet Russia, jackpot hits you."

He kind of just stared at me as if I had actually started speaking in Russian. Sadness. Much sadness.

Context thought it was funny anyway.

Open post, QWP.

opalcat: Summarizing the Holocaust as being "thousands of people killed" is like summarizing Katrina by saying "it rained some."

qt3_14159: It was a little breezy too.

practicesmiling: I heard they lost electricity for a while, too.

mslaynie: A couple of windows were broken too.

practicesmiling: A couple of people had water damage, but it was no big deal.

mslaynie: Oh, and I forgot to mention, a couple of shingles blew off here and there.

practicesmiling: I heard they had kayak races down the one or two flooded streets.

linusrichard: And didn't it come out that some government worker didn't care about a few people?

mslaynie: Nah... maybe a passing indifference... ;)



Context also thinks there was a fire or something in Hiroshima.