I, for one, am looking forward to Amendment Twenty Eight: No law shall be established which contravenes the right of lawn owners to assert their property rights with exhortations against the presence of youthful trespassers.
I bought a controlled substance today. Honestly, all the fuss about Sudafed! Yes, I know about the meth thing, but yeesh. You'd have thought I walked up to the CVS counter and said, "Several vials of crack, a box of your finest joints, and the latest Hustler, please! I'd like to flush my life down the toilet!"
houses7177 muses about a legal debate where the Bible makes an appearance: ( Collapse )
All I can imagine is the two of them whacking each other across the face with fish wearing clown suits or something. I have never heard anything like that on our morning MPB, but boy howdy, it was fun. Of course, this is Mississippi--the bible thing shows up everywhere, when you least expect it. The bible's like like the Ceiling Cat of irrelevant conversation interruptions. It's always watching, waiting. Because one day, you never know who's going to sneak up behind you and whap you over the head with a John or a Proverbs. Be afraid, be very afraid! Deuteronomy is coming!
drunken_hedghog:
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