July 15th, 2008

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If you hit him, he shrinks

thecodewalker posts in scans_daily:
actually, that's beaten by a Vancouver craigslisting of particular weirdness.

" Do you love to play Super Mario Brothers on the Classic Nintendo System? Do you like to get tagged from behind while you do it? This is the post for you, then. "

including such gems as

" When level 2 begins and Mario walks into the pipe, I will penetrate you. "

and

" If you die I will pull out and spank you until the level restarts. "

Later, fungo_squiggly adds:
"If you are die because you run out of time I will ejaculate prematurely."

"If you are hit by an enemy, I will become limp and flaccid until such time as you collect a mushroom and become Super Mario again."

Context is comics about letting venereal disease get in the way of true love.

EDIT: To hell with the cut
EDIT 2: MOAR
crazed

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Cillian Murphy didn't make it to the Dark Knight premier. That was a mistake. 

bagelofdeath in ohnotheydidnt:

Who do you think you are? It's Batman. You don't stand up Batman. For anything. I don't care if you're filming something. I don't care if your house is on fire. I don't care if your wife's having a goddamn baby. Christian Bale will cut the fucking cord. YOU SHOW UP FOR BATMAN. 

QWP. Context is filled with dark vengeance. 
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Theories on the Fail Source requested

In apocalypsos' journal, hawklaw reacts to a political-ad billboard:
Didn't you just say that all the fail was used up? WHERE DID THEY GET THE FAIL? Is there a fail reserve somewhere where they store against future shortages? Are they drilling for fail in wildlife reserves? Are they buying fail from places with dodgy human rights records, so that it's stained with the tears of five year old factory workers?

Context has a picture of the billboard.