July 10th, 2008

not normal

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ginalin has solved the world's economic crisis in one LJ post:

1.) Stop all defense spending. Don't buy anymore planes, bombs, rifles, bullets, tanks, combat boots or helmets. Who exactly do we need to defend ourselves from? Canada only wants to give us hockey and we need the labor force from Mexico because no one wants those jobs anyway. And what are the Iranians going to do? Get 500 really strong guys together and physically hurl a missile at us? I think we got this defense thing covered. All it'd really take is some idiot threatening to blow up something in Texas. I guarantee, there are more guns privately owned in Texas than the whole US army has. I think we can defend ourselves if we ever get invaded.

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