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"Trying to ignore crazy shippers is like trying to ignore a zombie infestation. Regardless of what you hope reality is, your brain's not going to make it."

caius_serence bit this one on the head.

bbblakey needs his fix, man:

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Context was last seen debating how to inject them.

vulgarweed has an insight to share about Captain Jack Harkness:

Considering the way time works in the DW/TW 'verse, it's possible that Jack could find a way to have (or maybe, to have already had) sex with someone he hasn't even met yet.

Context deals with likelihood of soon-after-first-meeting intimacies between fictional characters.

xgreenjudasx laments God's lack of judgement in this matter....

Lord, I know you gave me free will, but did you also have to give me beer and cheese?

Flocked/QWP, context is duking it out with those last ten pounds.

Once we get past the inevitable initial spate of mental images, I ask, because I have to, "How are they planning on measuring that, exactly? Does a specialist go in there with a pen and a clipboard, asking awkward questions like, 'So, um, how's the rape going for you? Been doing any raping lately?'"

Context's theory is that natural light will make prisons safer.

(Other comments amuse in other ways, as we all find ourselves together in the handbasket.)