count_01 ponders technological improvements
I must program my refrigerator to scream out random imprecations anytime someone is in the kitchen.
(calling down the hall)
"Hey, you got any grape jelly?"
"YOUR MOTHER WAS THE TOWN BIKE AND YOU COULDN'T PASS ALGEBRA IF YOUR DICK WAS STUCK IN THE TEXTBOOK!"
(uncomfortable glances at fridge, down hall)
"...so, no?"
Context also MSTs Shyamalan movies.
(calling down the hall)
"Hey, you got any grape jelly?"
"YOUR MOTHER WAS THE TOWN BIKE AND YOU COULDN'T PASS ALGEBRA IF YOUR DICK WAS STUCK IN THE TEXTBOOK!"
(uncomfortable glances at fridge, down hall)
"...so, no?"
Context also MSTs Shyamalan movies.
