Sex for Dummies
How to Have Sex
1. Put his thingie in your thingie.
2. Wiggle little bit.
3. If good, wiggle little bit moar.
4. If bad, try different wiggle.
a. Wiggle faster.
b. Wiggle slower.
c. Wiggle different direction.
5. If fall out, start again with step 1.
QWP, Context needs remedial humpin'.