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nounsandverbs: Now we're watching "Plastic Surgery's Greatest Tits" or some damn thing on Discovery Health. They're strangely fascinating. Right now they're about to shave down this teenage kid's man-boobs. I can't wait.

context is getting the most out of his cable package after a long busy day. qwp.

That's funny. I grew up surrounded by gay people and I don't recall any mind raping --

Oh, my God, all my gay friends and relatives must have given me gay roofies! *cries*


Context. QWP.

Footnote: Recasing your machine is about as likely to do good as painting “go-faster” stripes on your Mazda Miata.

Context doesn't want to touch the inside of that computer. QWP.

bonsai_kitten gives us this gem to ponder:

"Especially for someone past the magical age of 30 at which God whips out his magical Cock of Enlightenment and ejaculates all the world's knowledge into your ear."

Context Human rights are for the thirty somethings, ok?