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I have to wonder, though, what does a Marriage Protection Kit include? If it doesn't at least have a grappling hook, a flashlight, and a boomerang, I'd be sorely disappointed.

Context is what bwings us togevvew today. QWP (expressed verbally).

maugorn concludes a conversation with phone scammers:

"Gary, obviously you're not answering my question here for a reason. But how about you tell me the address of your company" to which he eventually, after multiple murmurings, repetitions, and eventually an exhortation to spell it out for me he gave me this precious bit of fraud:
7419 Maryland Ave
Oklahoma, Utah
04688

So I immediately typed this in to Google and got garbage back.
The Zip Code, turned out to be definitely NOT Utah.

"So Gary, how about that? Just now, as CEO of your company, you told me a phony address which is not connected to anything, let alone a real company, and a zipcode that is bogus as well, and not even for the state you claim to be in."
-silence-
"Are you there Gary?"
"Oh Gary. Gary White. Paging Gary White whose name rhymes with Barry White, but whose voice is not nearly so low and sexy. Come on Gary. Lie to me some more. I LOVE it when you lie."

Context is about making scammers cry.

hawkorhandsaw talks about real masculinity:

"God brought us into this world naked and covered in blood, and that's how i intend to go out of it."

Context starts in this thread, is near the bottom, and is so manly you'll grow a beard just looking at it, goddamn. Public comm.

sarahtales, as always.

COACHMAN: Let's sing a song about Molly Malone.
LIL MISS HELLO KITTY: In Dublin's fair city, where the girls are so pretty-
SARAH: Sweetie, no, that song is about ladies of easy virtue.
LIL MISS HELLO KITTY: About what?
SARAH: ... Uh. Um. Look! The horsie is doing a wee.


Context is hurriedly changing the subject.