June 16th, 2008


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mr_ed1966 gets a sense of dé·jà vu while grading student papers...or perhaps he has psychic students:

So, I'm grading television program analysis essays for my summer Composition course. I'm reading one, and I think to myself, "Wow, this is fantastic. This could be printed in the New York Times or the Boston Globe." And by strange coincidence, it turns out it was!

Two papers later, I'm reading another and thinking to myself, "Wow, this is pedestrian and completely trivial. This could be a Wikkipedia article." And by strange coincidence, it turns out that it is!

Public context was just begging to be copied!
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ursulav's boyfriend has food poisoning and a protective streak. Hilarity ensues.

At this point, it is worth mentioning Kevin's internal monologue, which according to later reports consisted of something like "God, I feel queasy. God, I hope I don't have to kill this guy in this state. "Gee, officer, the bald guy just beat the crap out of this other guy, then shit himself! It was brutal!" That would suck. Hey, this is a pretty good song... God, what is with this guy? Oh, man, I'm never eating at that Chinese place again..."

Context still isn't used to getting hit on by drunk guys at concerts.
Futurama Holophoner

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rex_dart muses on responsibilities...

Some people get wasted at parties and consequently end up with babies that they can't take care of. I got wasted at the botanical gardens and consequently ended up with African violets I can't take care of. Oops.

QWP. Context is dealing with a killer hangover.