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khuckie's with the US Navy at Okinawa:

We went to the commissary today. They had a giant display with a brand new product they were carrying. And what was it they were advertising?

Gruel. Rice gruel.

Four out of five orphans can't tell the difference!

Context considers itself one of us.

kittikattie on the inadequacies of technology:

And if Wii Fit keeps asking me why I gained like half a pound, I'll kick it. BITCH I EAT DINNER. THAT EXTRA POUND IS ME HAVING A BURRRITO.

QWP, Context thinks your Mii is fat.

Someone on fandomsecrets posted a secret about sucking at blitzball, a minigame from Final Fantasy X.  weaselistic empathizes:

121. Blitzball existed to make me feel incompetent. One day, the Guados defeated me 4:0. I was mad. So I went and killed their leader.


Context is leaving this city for the skies above.

felisdemens on being fidgety:

I am constitutionally unable to relax. Even when I get massages I have to consciously keep untensing myself. Left to my own devices only my heels and head would touch the table. I twine my feet together and lace my fingers and fidget and flinch and squirm like a basket of ADD kittens.

QWP, Context is....ooh, shiny!

Context: http://kittikattie.livejournal.com/772629.html 
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