June 12th, 2008

Black and White

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Over at fanficrants, forevernew had this to say:


OMG, they've invented a new word! Imagine all the time that could have been saved in human history if we'd had some simple phrase to describe that rolling and pumping! Sex, of course! It's all so simple now!

Wait...



Context is just as LOL worthy.
ACL: everything is beautiful

ediblestars has discovered the secret to fanfiction!

(CHARACTER A) ran his (PURPLY ADJECTIVE) (MILDLY FETISHIZED BODY PART) along the curve of (CHARACTER B)'s spine.

"Oh, (CHARACTER A)!" the (CHARACTER B'S JOB TITLE) moaned (VAGUELY FEMININE ADVERB), desperate for more. "You have no idea how long I've wanted this! Oh, (WEIRD NICKNAME FOR CHARACTER A NEVER ACTUALLY USED IN CANON), oh, fuck--"

"Okay," said the (CHARACTER A's ETHNIC GROUP), caressing the opening of (CHARACTER B)'s (TYPE OF FLOWER AS EUPHEMISM FOR RECTUM).

"(OUT-OF-CHARACTER DECLARATION OF ETERNAL LOVE), (CHARACTER A)!" moaned (CHARACTER B), shedding a single tear of passion. "Ever since I met you!"

"(REALLY OUT-OF-CHARACTER RECIPROCATION)," whispered (CHARACTER A).


Context feels a strong urge to play MadLibs. (flocked, QWP)
bunnytwitch

alibhe posts on theladiesloos

A few times a year I want to take a penis out of my bag, slap it on a shop counter (or restaurant table, or hairdresser coffee table, or whatever) and say "Look, I have a penis. Now treat me like a man."

I can't decide whether it's actually worth the risk of arrest.


Context is wanting a man's haircut for the same price as a man (QWP)