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Over in fanficrants, lady_gondor is tired of seeing everything but a summary of a fic on her friends page:

It would be like ordering the soup d’jour knowing only that it’s moderately spicy and that the recipe was once featured in Good Housekeeping. That’s all well and good, but is it tomato? Chicken wild rice? Cheddar broccoli?

Good evening, madam. Tonight’s special is a lovely red cortina of exactly 5,397 words - a meal that will satisfy you in one sitting without leaving you stuffed. It has bold flavors of Sam/Gene with an undercurrent of Sam/Maya, and an aftertaste with hints of oak, nuts, and character death. 

Context has suddenly lost it's appetite.  Public post, but QWP anyway.

reaction to a list of 'suggestions' for men from the inimitable hitchhiker:

You're welcome to play in our space, sir
Just so long as you keep in your place, sir
Show some respect
Admit that we're correct
As we dance to the feminism tango!

Tom Leher would be so proud! *tears*

Context over thisaway

I'm a baker. That means I'm a scientist. We don't guess at our ingredients: rather, we know that we have to add this and this and this, otherwise that happens, where that is a bad thing. Cooks, on the other hand, can fudge their recipes and get away with something, even if it's not what they were aspiring to, to begin with. I envy cooks for that ability to make magic, away from the rules.

Context is in a locked cupboard, but there's a can of permission behind the flour tin.

Every time someone talks about how much S4 loot is better than T6 gear, God ganks little Timmy and takes away his white kitten.

And feeds it to Magtheridon.

Context masturbates.

lullabee_lj, snarking someone comparing unsupervised children at a pool to Anne Frank:


If kids swim alone, they might drown and die! Do you know what else makes kids die? THE HOLOCAUST.

Argumentum ad nazium never gets you anywhere.


Context loves Godwin.

The context (QWP) = OP asking if it's possible she could get pregnant by sleeping with a bisexual woman.

thebigbadbutch relpied:

Immaculate Conception. The religious right has been saying the gays are a sign of The End of Times. Now one of us is finally giving birth to the Antichrist.

maguspsu gets an IM from a "former high school friend" about her "adult singles" pic & reminisces:

I filled that woman with so much semen...

Too bad for her none of it was mine.

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