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badninja takes fic requests at air_treck. A particular request spawns, at long last, the following comment:


badninja:
The funny thing is that on the greyhound, people always ask what you're doing.

I think ".....WRITING PORN ABOUT RICE" will be my generic answer, I guess. It'll keep creepy people away from me, cuz they'll think I'm creepy! :D

Over in tmi_chix, pamsfriends recalls a post-Qdoba incident...

Black beans, black beans
are so good for you
Black beans, black beans
how I adore you
Black beans, black beans
can get you in tro'ble
And almost make you shit yourself
In Barnes and Noble.

QWP even though the entry is open to all. Context is desperately trying to find the bathroom.

fantasticmuse discovers the pleasures of local TV channels.

I'm watching the local channel. Currently they're playing 100 minutes of nature around Lake Superior. Set to music.

I am agressively relaxed.


Edit: Original post here, quoted in full! And I got the poster's name wrong! All fixed now. Apologies.

opinionated_gal has seen the future of fanfiction:

"Coming to a Livejournal near you, an epic tale of lust, villainy and the battle between the comma and the semi-colon. This summer, let Tom Cruise and Jack Black show you the true meaning of squee in 'The Pretentious Princess'. You'll laugh! You'll cry! You'll head desk! Directed by Michael Bay, featuring the nubile talents of Mary Sue Crack, the brightest young star in the fanfic universe. Mark your calendars, and don't miss it..."

Public post, QWP anyway. Context is wondering why there are trailers for fanfics now.