June 3rd, 2008

springtime the pony

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laurelin_kit encounters an assault victim:

On my way home after a very, very trying day, I got on the bus - the lone passenger on this huge bus - and sat down at the front. Within two minutes, a guy on crutches flagged us down and I gave him my convenient seat and helped him with his crutches. Halfway through the bus ride I ask how he hurt his ankles and he immediately replies "Ninjas." Then he goes into a long story about how he has to watch out for the ninjas and they come out from everywhere and you should see the other guy. I said "I myself have some scars from a tiger fight," and then we discussed velociraptor attacks.
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