May 24th, 2008

unicornbbq
  • meb21

Legal speed in the form of candy

datan0de has found an, er, energizing food combo:

"RIGHT NOW I'M EATING A POP ROCKS CHOCOLATE BAR WHILE DRINKING A "BATTERY BOTTLE" OF JOLT!!! I WILL NEVER SLEEP AGAIN!!! I CAN ONLY TYPE IN CAPS!!! ALL SENTENCES END WITH EXCLAMATION POINTS!!! I NOW WIN AT YELLING!!! I JUST ELECTROCUTED MY CO-WORKERS BY THINKING ABOUT LIGHTNING!!!

I'M GOING TO GO THROW A BUILDING NOW!!!
Mood:AWESOME!!!
Music:THE SOUND OF AWESOME!!!"

It's a public post but I QWP'd it anyway.
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:D - Deadpool
  • kira_k

_vejitto_ and her dad and two banana!phasers.

_vejitto_ and her dad tried to solve one of the oldest arguements: Kirk or Picard? She prefers Kirk.


"Using the element of surprise I threw open the bedroom door, threw my opponent a banana (I must take after my hero so I fight honorable instead of sniping him from the door crack) and dive for cover behind the bed, then, because Dad was in a wtfshock from having his daughter lob a banana at him, I propped myself up on the bed, took my phaser in right hand, leaned forward and fired...! Complete with buzzing. Remember how on Star Wars the actors allegedly hummed the lightsaber sounds? Like that. Then fell behind the bed, loudly exclaiming that woe, drat, I missed! Instead of pushing Dad into more shock he seemed to realize what I'm doing, and told me he's not playing with food and I should come out. I couldn't see him but I guessed that maybe it was a bit too much and stood up, but when I faced him, he pointed the banana at me, and shot me square in the chest right from his seat! I faked a cheesy sprawlfall across the bed, bananaphaser falling out of my hand and all, quoting the appropriate last words, "It was fun :D". Then we burst out laughing."


QWP from _vejitto_ here. Go, read the whole entry. :)
Blindfolded Suits

a_hollow_year goes home:

Also our house had four showings today, so we spent the afternoon at my Mom's. While driving to dinner I commented that the fact that some of the houses in her neighborhood have servants' quarters with actual servants in them made my Marxist sensibilities quiver. My stepfather expressed amusement that I was a commie and my mother said, "I told you I had a weird daughter."

I told her to stop oppressing me with her baby boomer hegemony.


Context is damning the man.
Kitchen
  • b_phil

Soylent Green is what?

sithwitch13  reflects on the feedback she gets for her writing.

I've gotten some good critiques there about some word usage issues that slipped through my edits, but... out of the four or five comments I've received, all of them have a definite "OH GOD WHY" tone to them. People don't like implied institutionalized child cannibalism. Who knew.

Soylent context is QWP.