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irrelevant learns a new word:

Some days I think to myself, "You know, fandom generates some pretty awesome things." And then I think, "Yeah, but so does manure."

Context contains a witty pictorial reference. QWP

Kazuya Minekura has problems drawing romance. satora_chan explains why:

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10001110101 has no sympathy for customers who don't read the TOS:

"Don't misunderstand me; you're more than welcome to try... just be sure to bring plenty of lube to court, because from what I understand, lubrication is NOT a free service we provide when you upgrade to our getting-anally-raped-by-our-lawyers premium service level."

Context thinks you deserve what you get when you want business privileges while paying for residential services. Comm flocked, so QWP.

... the inimitable ms_daisy_cutter had this to say, following a reference by a friend to songs at this website:

Remember when "R&B" actually meant "rhythm & blues," i.e. good music, rather than overproduced, hypersynthesized shite with vocals done by someone who mistakes constipated keening for empassioned cooing?

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magicalfish had to get up early today:

one more hour awake and I will seriously regret it tomorrow morning when my alarm goes off at 6:30. (I tend to regret a lot of things when my alarm clock goes off at 6:30am, actually... setting the alarm is a big one.)

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On fanficrants, the_ladytramp describes how to refer to relatives:

"Or you could do what Italian families do and just refer to anybody who isn't an aunt, uncle, or grandparent as "cousin." Nephew's kids? They're cousins! Mom's cousin's kids? Cousins, too! Your grandparent's great-nieces? Cousins! Someone who's a close friend but doesn't technically belong to the same gene pool? COUSINS, DAMMIT!"

QWP here