May 12th, 2008

(harry potter) hermione

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10001110101 has no sympathy for customers who don't read the TOS:

"Don't misunderstand me; you're more than welcome to try... just be sure to bring plenty of lube to court, because from what I understand, lubrication is NOT a free service we provide when you upgrade to our getting-anally-raped-by-our-lawyers premium service level."

Context thinks you deserve what you get when you want business privileges while paying for residential services. Comm flocked, so QWP.
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magicalfish had to get up early today:

one more hour awake and I will seriously regret it tomorrow morning when my alarm goes off at 6:30. (I tend to regret a lot of things when my alarm clock goes off at 6:30am, actually... setting the alarm is a big one.)

context is locked and QWP
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On fanficrants, the_ladytramp describes how to refer to relatives:

"Or you could do what Italian families do and just refer to anybody who isn't an aunt, uncle, or grandparent as "cousin." Nephew's kids? They're cousins! Mom's cousin's kids? Cousins, too! Your grandparent's great-nieces? Cousins! Someone who's a close friend but doesn't technically belong to the same gene pool? COUSINS, DAMMIT!"

QWP here