Why can't I get any? Why am I stuck with a whiny workaholic witch doctor who won't make out with me in my own dream? This shit is not fair!
Jesus christ, the phone calls have been ridiculous. Dave said if he had been registered as a democrat, his desire to vote for either candidate in the primary would be plummeting, and I agree. If you want a chance of me caring about whatever you're selling, do not call my phone. Especially do not call my phone 8394759834675987 times over the course of 3 days.
Now, if you want me to despise you and all that you stand for and possibly attempt to set you on fire, go right ahead, call my phone all you want!