visp asks the question we've all pondered
Why can't I get any? Why am I stuck with a whiny workaholic witch doctor who won't make out with me in my own dream? This shit is not fair!
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Jesus christ, the phone calls have been ridiculous. Dave said if he had been registered as a democrat, his desire to vote for either candidate in the primary would be plummeting, and I agree. If you want a chance of me caring about whatever you're selling, do not call my phone. Especially do not call my phone 8394759834675987 times over the course of 3 days.
Now, if you want me to despise you and all that you stand for and possibly attempt to set you on fire, go right ahead, call my phone all you want!