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timmowarner discovers a new addition for the endangered species list:

Though I haven't actually encountered grapes with seeds in them in YEARS now.

.oO( We must be about to run out of the world grape supply soon...)

Context has arrived just in time to save them.

il_porcupino learned something very important last night

"Never trust a singing homeless man! And really don’t trust anyone who joins in – especially if you’re strolling along a deserted crumbly cliff over a raging ocean.

You will die.

I don’t quite know which bit disturbed me more; the bit where I died, the bit where I died drowning, the bit where I died drowning snogging a psycho or the bit where I died drowning snogging a psycho with Jason and The Technicolor Dreamcoat going through my head."

Whole post, F-Locked, QWP

Edit: Coding fail - sorry!
Edit edit: *flails at coding*

I dreamed pirates killed those who couldn't separate lithium from iron:

Obviously you were subconsciously taking your LiFe apart. --toonhead_npl

QWP. Context just needed a magnet.

wolfychan relates her extensive knowledge of the U.S. presidential candidates' campaigns:

Obama: He'll save the country with nonspecific general niceness!

Hillary: Because she deserves it, dammit.

McCain: He'll bomb Canada.

Context pretty much sums it up. QWP.

One of my customers today.

Bought six or seven books related to Sex. Sex techniques, positions, toys, et cetera.

Mixed in with all that was a really funky book on knots, from our Sport/Adventure section.

...and a book on horses.

You tell me.




Context is the whole entry, QWP.

padparadscha admits her weakness:


If I greet your request with defiance
One way to assure my compliance:
Say what you ask will discern
Something we need to learn.
Chances are that I’ll do it FOR SCIENCE!


Context will be a guinea pig, but at least she's a lyrical one.

paisley80 had a terrible dentist visit recently...

My gums would bleed less if you weren't wielding that damn pick thing like a drunk on a balance ball.

Context, if you're interested.  QWP.

abbichicken: Can Brian Blessed be London Mayor?
tansu: just thought... one of his jobs could be to provide daily update and reassurance on the continued wellbeing of the Prime Minister...
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Context prefers Have I Got News For You to all other sources of contemporary information. (Flocked, Qweep)

wxgeek had an interesting call over in techsupport


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Context pulled part of her soul away, QWP but public post