April 18th, 2008

Elven Vampire: LaughingImp

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thjora gets some disappointing news:

My horoscope today says:

"You are at the top of your mental game now."

NOW????????????? Crap!!!! This is it? This is the top? It's not going to get any better than this??? I am totally screwed.

Context knows that today sucking is writ in the stars.
hot water keeps you clean

moonlilli forgives formally...

ansuzbound posted about large feelings of guilt, to which moonlilli responded:

Dear Sir,

We at The Anna Institute have formally reviewed your entered appeal for "help," submitted on April 17th, 2008. Based on the amount of agitation and dismay expressed by the applicant at the thought of causing undue distress to the unnamed third party, we do hereby grant the status of Forgiven to the applicant. Please file your guilt at the Assuaged Office of your local chapter of the Institute within 30 calendar days of receiving this notice. As an additional recommendation, we here at the Institute do suggest an ongoing attempt at the activity of "apology" or filing a Bridge Mending Form 3A within 90 days of the incident in question. Please note this is a joint filing.

If you have any questions or concerns on your filing, please dial 1-800-ASK-ANNA to speak to a representative.

The Anna Institute
Dispute Department

Context files on time and without delay; QWP.
Boots Smile
  • mhael

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vinnysbigmouth ponders companion titles to a book 4 young children about plastic surgery called My Beautiful Mommy:

Brought to you by the publishers of
My New Daddy And Why I'm Supposed To Call Him 'Mark', and Daddy And The Babysitter Like To Lock The Bedroom Door And Wrestle. A LOT.

Context is open post, QWP, and a highly recommended read