April 15th, 2008

dark goat

splish splash

sabotabby via neeuqdrazil (locked, QWP):
We determined that the cat had in fact taken the fish out of its bowl and... taken it to the happy fish heaven where the bowls are always clean and that it did not in fact get stomped on the stairs after being mistaken for a cockroach.


Context was a little confused about which animal got err, did not get stomped on, but figured it out.

New tools for traffic

triplemare has an idea for easing traffic frustration:
I have decided. I want a gun that shoots powerful little magnets that have flags with sayings like,
..."It's an ambulance you cretin. Get out of its way."
..."Blue smoke means it's time to change the oil. It's the next step on the idiot indicator; the one right after the little light on the dashboard. The step after blue smoke is engine death. This has been your PSA for today."
..."Yup. That was my exit that you just caused me to miss with your antics. Heh. That's OK. I'm gonna follow you now. Where we going, and is it a lonely, dark place?"

Context has other examples.
lol!

o_deanna is singing along with The King

You know what my favourite question is in LotR Trivial Pursuit?


Q. Who sang at Aragorn's coronation?
A. Aragorn.


Why do I find this so amusing?

Gandalf: So...who are we going to get to sing at your coronation then, Aragorn? How about Faramir? Or Eowyn? A Merry and Pippin two part harmony, perhaps? I remember in the film when Pippin sang that beautiful song for Denethor and--
Aragorn: I'm doing it!
Gandalf: But, Aragorn it's your coronation, you can't possibly sing!
Aragorn: I'm singing!

Aragornt arrogant sod.

QWP from here
goldfish girl

atlanta06 is busy recruiting

THANK YOU FOR CONVERTING TO THE DARK SIDE. DRIVE THROUGH AND PICK UP YOUR COMPLIMENTARY COOKIES-N'-EVIL-OVERLORD-LIST GIFT BASKET AT THE WINDOW!

REMEMBER TO CLEAR YOUR SCHEDULE FOR THE "IT'S A VILLIANOUS WORLD" CONFERENCE NEXT MONTH. TOPICS INCLUDE: "SHOULD SUPERVILLIANS GO GREEN?", "EVIL OVERLORDS FOR THE NEXT GENERATION: HOW TO EDUCATE ONE'S OFFSPRING IN THE WAYS OF DARKNESS WITHOUT PUSHING TOO HARD(AND PREVENTING INCONVENIENT AND EMBARRASSING 'SUDDEN, INEVITABLE BETRAYALS')" AND "MAD SCIENTIST PARENTS: WHEN THE EXPERIMENT GOES WRONG. HOW DO YOU COPE WHEN YOUR KID'S IS MORE OF A FREAK THAN USUAL?".

BYE!


Context is a meta-meta and wants you to write weather porn.


Edit: And context seems to have disappeared. Has anybody seen it? If found, please return to metaquotes. (Erm, mods, what's the protocol when this happens?)
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