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Yes, and at some point she's going to burst free, at great personal cost to me and amidst much gore, and then take over my world. So actually a lot like Alien, except I won't try and kill her by shoving her out an airlock ;)

Context is baffled by her stomach moving on its own, QWP.

 

I called the pizza place, card in hand, and the guy who answered the phone recognized my address.

Him: Aren't you the house that...well...y'know...tips with...um...porn?
Me: Yup! We sure are!
Him: Oh cool! So, um...how come you have all of this porn to give away?
Me: Well, because I write reviews of the movies for a couple of different magazines, and once I've seen 'em, I don't need 'em any more and the mags don't want them back.
Him: Oh wow. Really? So that's cool. Um...you have, like, all kinds?
Me: Totally. Interracial, all-girl, solo, fetish - you name it, I've probably got it here.
Him: Even...um...(stammering for indeterminate amount of time, then whispering) stuff that's not boys and girls?
Me: Oh! Um, I don't have any all-male stuff, but I definitely have tranny movies. A few of 'em, I think.
Him: REALLY REALLY?

Dude, it was like I told him that there really WAS a Santa Claus.

QWP, Context may not be worksafe and wonders what's in *your* stocking!

Gacked from sarah_frost, without whom I would never have known the true meaning of the word “feminist”.

A is for Asuka, who kicked Angel arse,
B for du Barry, who made Louis laugh,
C is for Celie, to Shug gave her heart,
D is for Dido, the traveller's raw art,
E is for Elspeth, made destiny's vice,
F is for Fanny, integrity no price.
G for young Weasley, fiery and sure,
H is for Helga, a volcano no cure,
I is Irene, brighter than Holmes,
J for Juri, leopard to her bones.
K is for Kim, impossible a breeze,
Oya Olamina, planted Earthseeds.
M for Marie, in doomed love with Fersen,
Nanami Kiryuu, some strange scheme certain,
Oscar the leader, courage unfurled,
P for Pacifica, spoiled girl loves the world.
Q for Queen Cersei, defiant through nasty ways,
R bloody Rose, gladiator (it pays),
S for Selina, cat-thief extraordinaire,
T is for Tora, Fire and Ice a pair.
U is for Ursula, strong Sea-Witch still;
V is for Vipra, villain of own will.
Winia, Wakaba, good friends forever,
X is for Xena, dangerous endeavour,
Y for Yori, ninja gifts to lend,
And Z is for Zefiris, Earth's freedom to mend.

Context is better at poetry than it’s write gives herself credit for... (I can’t even THINK of that many female characters!)

drydem waxes poetic:

this is just to say...

I have eaten
the brains
that were in
your skull

and which
you were probably
using
for survival

Forgive me
they were delicious
so sweet
and BRAIIIINS

Context doesn't care much for plums.