March 27th, 2008

Voldemort

Gojira Needs No Excuses

Me: Rar! Raaaaar! Nosh nosh! *dances peeps around the table*
Chris: Uh. I thought you were writing.
Me: I am Gojira! I am fierce! *bites off the head of an innocent peep*
Chris: Are you, uh, okay?
Me: Please to be pardoning me. I am playing monster.
Chris: How old are you?
Me: I am Gojira! I have no age!

QWP. Context would rather be nomming than writing.
uh-oh

Yes, but are there sparkly unicorns involved?

kroki_refur shares an important discovery:

2. Today, on the bus home, I read the following piece of Very Important Information:
"The shelled pteropods have an unusual reproductive pattern in which an animal is first a male that mates with another male; the sperm is stored until the animal changes into a female that lays fertilised eggs in mucoid floating masses."
And of course, two questions immediately presented themselves:

i. Who invented the word "mucoid", and did they win some kind of prize for awesomosity?

ii. What is God's penname on ff.net?


Context wonders if God will stop posting if He doesn't get enough feedback.
SciFi, amused, mischievous, silly
  • cmzero

ironychan discovers how movies are made.

You know that stupid thing the teacher made you do in 8th grade Creative Writing Class, where one person would write the first line of a story and then it would be passed around the classroom, with everybody adding a sentence? I have found a movie that is exactly like that. It goes like this:

Our intrepid heroes are SPACE PIRATES!
But the SPACE PIRATES are captured by SPACE AMAZONS!
But the SPACE AMAZONS are outwitted by a ROBOT FROM TEXAS!
But the ROBOT FROM TEXAS is smashed to pieces by KUNG-FU CAVEMEN!
But the KUNG FU CAVEMEN are slaughtered by a GUY WITH A LIGHTSABER!
But the GUY WITH A LIGHTSABER is taken out by STOP MOTION ROBOTS WITH CUTLASSES!
But the STOP MOTION ROBOTS WITH CUTLASSES are destroyed by DAVID HASSLEHOFF!
And then, EVERYTHING EXPLODES!

(Context includes the name of the film, for those foolish enough to want to see it.)