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butfirst on mutleyjames's journal, re: the Venus de Milo as seen from behind:

My Miloshake brings all the boys to the Louvre,
And they're like
It's better than yours,
Damn right
It's better than yours,
I would teach you
But I have no arms.

Context comes complete with illustrative graphs! QWP.

During a discussion of Vetinari's house were he in Harry Potter on discworld, singsonggirl had the following to say:

Despite being a Slytherin, I think Vetinari would arrange it so he ended up in Hufflepuff. Just so he looked harmless and simple.

And then when Voldemort came around he would stare him into submission.

Context includes failing Stealth classes by appearing to not attend.

It would appear that susanne_est_moi is talking out of both sides of her. . . uh. . . cell phone.

QWP in its entirety:

"Current music: ...

...oops
Once upon a time...I dropped my phone into the loo.

Oh dear.

Now it is talking at me and not letting me press any buttons.

AHH OH GOD IT JUST CALLED MY LIFE SCIENCES TF FROM LAST YEAR. AHHHH. STOP PHONE, STOP!

*tries to get the battery out*

SINCE WHEN CAN IT TALK WHILE CLOSED???"

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pavonine in capslock_house observes:

DUDE

THE WORD ROMANCE IS IN NECROMANCER

I FEEL ICKY NOW

Context is CAPS ONLY.

filkerdave wrote

People keep talking about soy latte.

Is "soy latte" what el conejo blanco says in "Alicia en El País de Las Maravillas"?

There is no real context; QWP.

angevin2 muses about current things that annoy her:

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