February 27th, 2008

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Ann Coulter is REJECTED

The rendezvous gone right at a Publix in Florida:

Ann C: >:| "Take my credit card, Person Deserving Of A Service Job."

Cashier: :/ "Sorry. Denied. We take cash, though."

Ann C: >:( "TAKE MY CREDIT CARD. HOLAS LE ENGLISH EIN BERLINER COMMIE TRASH SERVICE PERSON?"

Cashier: o.O "Your card has been denied. WE DO TAKE CASH, THOUGH."

Ann C: D:< "Fine! Take the cash! Take all of it! Tax dollars! Take a good look at AMERICAN TAX PAYING DOLLARS!"

Cashier: >:/ "Um. We don't take Confederate Notes."


--abydosangel in a locked post on blackfolk about this article. QWP.
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felisdemens reports that the Florida apocalypse is coming:


So it's going to be in the 40s tonight and everyone in FL is shitting grand pianos at the thought. "TAKE SHELTER!" shrieks the NWS. "Save yourselves! Burn the furniture and throw your babies to the ravening trollwolves! WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIEEEEEEE!"

QWP, Context is practicing for hurricane season, and stocking up on Trollwolf repellent.
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Landscaping and sex_tips

So, verytaken...How do men prefer their women's landscape area?

"Landscape area? What the fuck is that? My reply was, "My guys are really just happy if the leaves are removed from the driveway and around the house itself. None of us are very big on landscaping. That fake grass stuff that looks real and never needs mowing would suit us just fine.""

Context is VERY interested in seeing that fake grass stuff...Friends locked post, QWP.
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Phlebotomy is fun to say.

skylanth has to buy medical uniforms for class.

"There were also lots of shirts with the Breast Cancer Awareness theme: pink ribbons and words like "caring loving healing" etc. That is not my style. If I was going to wear a cancer-awareness shirt, it'd have "Cancer Blows", "I KILL tumors", and maybe "Bad Cancer, no biscuit!"  They didn't have any of those."

Context is studying to be a professional vampire.