Then you are a monster without soul, a villain, knave and Jacobite. I refute thee and all thy work. You are an abomination in my visage, a fiend, devil and deildegast most foul. You are wicked, unwholesome and perverted in character, mind and actions. You are an ogre, a wight and a kobold, devoid of good qualities and breeding. You have no social graces, no morals except such as are ill, no virtues and no valour of any stripe. You are a corruptor of youths, a usurer and defiler of the divine. You are a dark cloud on a moonless night, a knife in the dark, a changeling in the crib. In short, you are evil, monstrous and utterly devoid of any redeeming features whatsoever.
On the other hand, you do have a cool avatar, something which is equally important.
Context doesn't godmode and is QWP.
"...and you think Iron Chef America is kind of intolerable, you're lucky you never watched Iron Chef USA. Filmed in Vegase with Freaking Shatner as The Chairman, it was sucktacular in a very not so "KHAAAAAAANNNNN!!!!!!!" sort of way.
Context is gay adoption.
Random Passerby: Excuse me? Hello?
Ro: *extremely frustrated by this point* Who is this?
Random Passerby: *sounding alarmed* She just stopped me and told me to speak. I was too scared to say no. She wants me to say that she is...she is in prison? No, someone is in prison, someone else is in prison, and...they're...walking? moving? Um...oh! They want to get out. They're - someone's flying, flying away, oh hang on, she's getting a pencil and drawing something. They're...they're leaving the country.
Ro: Can she say what they were in jail for?
RP: *after communicating the question* ...They, assaulted someone? No, they, they killed someone? Oh, no, they...assaulted and then killed someone? I don't...what is that? Vandalism? Parking tickets? Someone giving parking tickets? She's, I think she's starting again. She's trying to say, what is that, a stick? A ball? They threw...she's pretending to eat it - a vegetable? A round vegetable? Which you can throw?
Ro: *fascinated* Did they kill someone with an aubergine? Was it the traffic warden with the potato in the library?
RP: I think she's getting angry with me. I'd better give the phone back.
So, if any of you are thinking of heading to anywhere in London outside zone 1, be prepared to be stopped and forced to play charades with a stranger whilst on the phone to a confused receptionist.
Context should probably swallow before reading.
/me cues the Yu-gi-oh music and voices.
HA! Your trap card has no effect on me Seto Matchstick! For you see the field we are on is the Internet field. On the internet there are no girls. So I knew your trap was a trap already and have disarmed it with Bridgett's Yo-Yo.
Context should have stuck with the Blue Eyes.
Context is losing a roommate, in a locked post. QWP.