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cmpriest writes:
A dude hunkered at the end of our table, scribbling in the little boxes on his caucus form. He paused.

Dude: Excuse me, do you guys work here?
Me: No. But maybe we can help.
Dude: Okay, thanks. What does this part mean -- "Are you GLBT?"
Suezie: It's asking if you identify as gay, lesbian, bisexual or transgender, but you don't have to answer if you don't want to.
Dude: Oh, cool. I thought it was like, bacon, lettuce and tomato or something.

context is at http://cmpriest.livejournal.com/929952.html (posted for the second time after LJ ate the original post).

cindyg started coming up with Senate Macros while watching the Congressional Shenanigans on tv:

* ALL YOUR VOTES ARE BELONG TO ME
* DIS R SRS CONGRESS
* CEILING SPKR IS WATCHING U
* I BOUGHT YOU A LEGISLASHUN BUT THEY VETOED IT
* IS IT WE CAN HAVE VOTING TIME NAO, PLS?


from this post here.

sinkopayshun has this to say on candidate song choices:

I still can't believe Hillary went with Celine Dion. Yeah, because you really want your campaign song to be by a woman whose biggest hit (arguably) is the theme song to a movie about a sinking ship.

Context should look out for ice.