I suggested that "Wilson Chalk Outline" and "Moose on a Jew" were both good band names, and makemerun
agreed:That's the original band, of course. After three albums, two world tours, and a planned tv special, (Fox nixed it to make room for an upcoming reality television show, Star Trek: Nudes that was canceled before the first commercial break) After much success, Wilson gets too big for his britches (literally, obviously) and decides to embark on a self-indulgent solo career, Wilson Chalk Outline.
The original band later reunites for a sold out reunion tour, while Cameron and Cuddy form their own chick-pop duo, "Informed Consent" which receives minor popularity due to their connections to original band members and several appearances on Moose on A Jew's second album,
We're Only Gay in the Traditional Sense, in the chart-topping track, "(The Garden is) Looking Homosexual Tonight." They reach #3 on the Billboard charts with "Get Your Ass in the Clinic (or no sex tonight)". In response, Foreman puts out his own album,
4-MAN: It's Not Hip-hop, it's electro which gained minor success in the Euro scene.
After much unrest between bandmates, the reunited Moose on A Jew broke up once more, and House went on to pursue his own interests in jazz piano and "being more awesome than you". Wilson then put out a final solo album, Boy Wonder which was exceedingly popular with the elderly and criminally insane.
When inquired on his colleagues' musical success, Robert Chase had this to say, "They can all suck it, I'm going to marry Cameron."
They broke up shortly after this statement was released.
OKAY SOMEONE PLEASE STOP ME NOW.QWP here