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Over on fanficrants, sim_simawas imagining our favorite spikey-haired mental case composing poetry during a long flight: 

Hah, I just pictured Cloud writing haiku on the Highwind.

"I am a puppet,
But I am saving the world.
Sephiroth hates me."

Context counting syllables.

dark_victor, discussing the DC miniseries Death of the New Gods:

i remember reading a description of death of the new gods that said something on the line of "retiring the characters in a classy and proper way"...i would love to see what the writers would do to their parents/grandparents when they retire, perhaps kick them out of bullet trains in motion chained to rabid furless weasels

Context

xuincherguixe offers the following words of...err...something:

THE DEEP SQUIRREL THEMED REVENGE PARTY GOERS ARE GOING GOING GONE. INTO AN OCEAN OF HAZELNUTS AND CREAM FILLED HATE FOR THE ONE LORD WHO IS THE GATE AND A HOLE IN SPACE TIME. PRAISE BE TO WAFFLES!

Context is Cubic and Wisest Human.

jacquelantern is studying abroad in Oxford.

I have been sick since Wednesday and have not shown any signs of improvement. English diseases, much like English colonizers, tend to linger. You're like "Hay, we declared independence...plz leave Lake Erie?" And they're like "Give us a moment...we still has tea to drink."

Context is an incubator of disease.