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Seriously. Customers apparently believe that we do not WANT to sell them things. The evil salespeople are dragonkin, jealously hoarding their secret stashes of merchandise. And if something is sold out in the store, then of course we must be hiding it in the cashier-area. Because we have a lot of washing machines and computers hidden beneath the registers. Ah-yup.
Context is public, QWP, and made of Win.