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The first Heath Ledger quote to make me laugh:

"all hopes for A Knights Tale 2: Electric Boogaloo scattered into the winds"

This comment to xkcd_rss, by stillbornteen.

Fat: Haha! En garde!

Beca: Touche! *slashity*

Fat: Touche, oui oui! *stabbity*

Beca: HaHA! Coup forre! *stabz0r!*

Fat: Sacreblue! Por quoooooiiiiii?!? *dies*

Context has lost 7.2 pounds and has 35.8 pounds to go.