January 21st, 2008

Now you'll never forget

skipernicus, in a discussion about the serial ("Oxford") comma:
I am, and you know it's always worked for me, a big fan, really, of the Walken comma which is a comma, that, appears in a sentence that if read by, an actor, named Christopher Walken it would, indicate, where he pauses during his spectacular, I mean they're unbelievable these run on sentences that, he generates, whenever, he speaks although technically he is a man, who speaks, without any actual punctuation.
Context is a comment in my journal.
me: backbone

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From a comment posted in my journal by marnanel:

"Let me tell you why you're here. You're here because you know something about cat macros. Unfortunately, no one can be told what a cat macro is. You have to see it for yourself. Cat macros are everywhere, they are all around us. Even now, in this very room, Ceiling Cat is watching you masturbate. You can see it when you can haz cheezburger, or when you do not want. You can feel it when you are in your fridge eatin your foodz, or when long cat is long, or when you show me your pokemon. It is the world that has been pulled over your eyes to blind you from the invisible bike."

Context does not want.
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tallguy needs to turn in his man card.
I missed the first half and most of the second half of the Patriots-Chargers game, and when I get home, what do I do? I clean my kitchen, start some laundry, then sit down with a snack.

Beer and chips?
Oh no, Earl Gray tea and some Stella Doro sponge cakes.

And tonight during the Giants-Packers game, will I be hanging out in a sports bar?
Nope, it's going to be a dinner of whole wheat gnocchi, baby carrots in a honey glaze, and garlic toast.

Well, maybe I can have man food for the Super Bowl.