January 14th, 2008

txt life

ljdq brings the funny again

chaosvizier in the comments to this week's quiz answers:

Horace Shu Crabbe: "I was worried, you know. All my friends talked about the giant aliens that would kidnap us, sometimes returning us, and sometimes not. We were all afraid. Maybe they dissected us on their alien autopsy tables? Maybe they enslaved our kind for labor? Or worse, replaced our bodies with pod creatures? So when they came for me, sure I was scared. And yeah, this ocean simulator they put me in is a bit small. But it's clean, and they keep me well-fed, and I've gotten seventeen handjobs a day for the past four years. You know what? Fuck the ocean."

Open post; Context is doing weird things to horseshoe crabs
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I am a girl of the future

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drworm on life lessons from the original Mission: Impossible:

"Everyone's life could use more sassy. Throw aside your snark and cynicism, you jerks, and embrace a life of pure sass!"

public but QWP. Context includes fish.
Monocle

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aoe_knight, regarding his pessimistic outlook on life:

I lost it for a while yesterday, and I felt like the king of the world!

But that'd be way too much responsibility and I'm sure I'd just fold under the pressure, so it's a good thing I got my pessimism back in relatively short order.


Context buckles easily.