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just_keep_still is bemused by her eccentric doctor:

An Orthodox internist who wants to bang my knee on a soccer field while listening to Hilary Duff.

This is who I trust with my body.

Context is public, QWP anyway, and is made of Win.

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Context likes to watch.

Unlocked, QWP.
holy crap that was a lot of html.

ethel knows what it's like to fail at human...


"You might work in a vet clinic if...

At the beginning of the day, you and your coworker greet each other's dog exuberantly but fail somehow to greet each other."

from here.

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Can we discuss the fact that Rugrat has hair... on his upper lip? It's not a mustache yet, but it's DARK and I CAN SEE IT FROM ACROSS THE ROOM!!!! PUBERTY IS IN MY HOUSE! In case ya'll missed it? I'm so not ready for this shit.

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Also, omg 7:30 AM wtf. I saw geese this morning, and they went HONK LOOK AT OUR SPIFFY FLYING V HONK YOU ARE UP AT 7:30 LOL HONK, just for me.

Context could use a cup of coffee.

seanseansean discusses passing judgement on childbirth methods:
YOU ONLY GET TO BE THE BOSS OF ONE VAGINA, AND THAT'S YOURS. THANK YOU AND HAVE A NICE DAY