I wear webs on the outside because webbed is how I feel on the inside.
In a longer discussion about Spiderman and comic book scripts,
theferrett has this canny observation (emphasis mine):
Spider-Man is the most emo comic around - I wouldn't be surprised to see a variant on Spidey where he shoots webs by cutting his own arms - and the point is to have a brave kid struggling against unwinnable odds. If there was a comics crossover from any universe, Peter Parker's true nemesis would be Lucy, forever pulling the football away from him just before the kick.Context sneaks into a Fall Out Boy concert on the ceiling.