Metaquotes

1st

• 12:08 am shantidove wtf_desuka's typos have ill intentions for Shrek - 12 comments
• 12:34 pm caprinus Glamperous Geek! - 40 comments
• 01:58 pm fayanora Two birds with one stone - 50 comments
• 03:04 pm fayanora fairest1 has a strange question - 91 comments
• 08:07 pm someidiot aquatic_fishy still likes it anyway - 12 comments

2nd

• 01:28 am sarcasticwriter blackh7 Has a Vision of the Future - 15 comments
• 02:09 am your_rocket (no subject) - 14 comments
• 10:17 am caprinus Dr. Who, ObGyn. - 50 comments
• 10:48 pm vaspider (no subject) - 25 comments

3rd

• 11:49 am limbodog On prayers - 14 comments
• 12:11 pm taraisagoddess Divorce, rebound dating, and stupid newspaper articles. - 49 comments
• 01:20 pm fluffworld Star Wars Christmas Special on tape - 63 comments
• 06:10 pm mountain_hiker Britney Spears in Denver - 17 comments
• 07:52 pm x_bluerose_x (no subject) - 35 comments
• 10:20 pm diachrony i wish mine worked this well. - 45 comments

4th

• 10:46 am faceless_wonder nothing's ever going to change until Congressmen's balls are at stake. - 58 comments
• 12:22 pm thereallyle (no subject) - 154 comments
• 01:15 pm tzikeh Author #1 is sitting next to Jack. The Doctor is twice as old as Author #2. - 15 comments
• 02:51 pm popelizbet (no subject) - 8 comments
• 04:40 pm apers I am legend - 117 comments
• 11:30 pm thelittlebudgie Regarding a certain ficcer: - 12 comments

5th

• 12:00 am firerosearien (no subject) - 60 comments
• 12:43 am fayanora alostrael on the caucuses - 26 comments
• 10:26 am paradisacorbasi On "relaxing" music... - 18 comments
• 01:53 pm amandathegreat A++++ would lol again - 38 comments
• 03:35 pm cottoncandygoth In regards to being a priavte person.... - 10 comments
• 11:33 pm cherryfeather Bloody Sims. - 129 comments

6th

• 01:32 pm fengi I wear webs on the outside because webbed is how I feel on the inside. - 8 comments
• 03:23 pm cheesechimp Finally, a film we can all agree on - 21 comments
• 05:02 pm dreadpiratekurt Housework and the Art of War - 4 comments
• 08:05 pm flewellyn Ginmar gives cooking lessons - 10 comments
• 10:51 pm gwyd On the state of the world - 25 comments
• 11:41 pm shiftercat How to say "I Love You" - 17 comments

7th

• 12:01 am meleth GRR. ARGH. UNF. - 146 comments
• 12:34 am supremegoddess1 ah, young love... - 12 comments
• 07:49 am purple_chalk Foreshadowing! - 37 comments
• 03:04 pm caprinus (no subject) - 4 comments
• 04:03 pm urplesquirrel (no subject) - 12 comments
• 08:51 pm meryddian Reality shoots, it scores! - 9 comments
• 09:52 pm gwyd What's a good morning? - 10 comments
• 09:59 pm wonderbink Election fever doesn't extend that far . . . - 50 comments

8th

• 12:00 am firerosearien (no subject) - 75 comments
• 10:47 am downloadable08 (no subject) - 78 comments
• 12:40 pm trishalynn allanc loves him some municipal progress - 34 comments
• 05:55 pm retention Nothing says lovin' like ........ um, special bathroom time. - 5 comments
• 08:17 pm stareyednight Mmm, sushi... - 5 comments
• 08:45 pm vaspider sensational and rysmiel... well, it explains itself: - 4 comments

9th

• 04:17 am consortofvenus Have you heard? Have I! - 30 comments
• 09:43 am etcet razorwolfe on Unintelligent (auto) Design. - 1 comment
• 12:15 pm nykeyoung (no subject) - 13 comments
• 01:17 pm flewellyn Clock in the new year - 15 comments
• 02:19 pm xany (no subject) - 21 comments
• 03:17 pm gonadsandstrife (no subject) - 21 comments
• 08:00 pm thalassatx On the subject of young men... - 41 comments
• 09:01 pm dornbeast abracadeborah explains inventory. - 25 comments
• 10:15 pm animamea I prefer Rockstar Juiced.... - 14 comments

10th

• 11:44 am elvenpiratelady Cutlery and Utensils: A Brief Taxonomic Study of the Evolution of Eusociality in the Kitchen - 31 comments
• 05:43 pm upforafight Everyone's favourite chimp - 38 comments

11th

• 12:22 am fayanora just_keep_still on trust. - 16 comments
• 02:00 am mercuryisme creepy peepin'! - 32 comments
• 08:24 am sesquipedeviant (no subject) - 46 comments
• 11:04 am mystik_serena gigglesqueak's boyfriend seems to have lost something - 15 comments
• 11:18 am kjpepper Adolescence: 1, karnythia: 0 - 23 comments
• 03:52 pm jaina greyvorfeed tries getting up early - 60 comments
• 09:59 pm shaysdays (no subject) - 68 comments

12th

• 12:19 am fleurdelista (no subject) - 72 comments
• 12:14 pm nightsinger Poor parenting strikes again! - 147 comments
• 12:49 pm skyfalling rabican tries her hand at translation. - 83 comments
• 04:17 pm amandathegreat (no subject) - 5 comments
• 05:02 pm tubofgoodthings amandathegreat gets her ass handed to her on a silver platter with all the trimmings. - 48 comments
• 08:32 pm palmer_kun Rather productive day today... - 37 comments

13th

• 10:43 am amazonstorm Lies! - 8 comments
• 01:42 pm crevette (no subject) - 37 comments
• 02:40 pm colubra de gustibus non est disputandum. - 11 comments
• 04:20 pm conuly QWP from rpeate - 4 comments
• 06:33 pm tfcocs The Amish? - 5 comments
• 11:03 pm blackbird__fly I thought jerky was supposed to be the OPPOSITE of wet/slimy? - 105 comments

14th

• 03:29 pm crevette Hell hath no fury like a woman scorched. - 40 comments
• 06:34 pm germankitty ljdq brings the funny again - 7 comments
• 09:29 pm kleenexwoman (no subject)
• 09:36 pm kickthehobbit (no subject) - 1 comment
• 09:39 pm fragbert Zonino! - 51 comments
• 10:21 pm princesskraehe makkabee is substitute teaching again. - 68 comments

15th

• 09:03 am scarab_dynasty Please note my icon... - 20 comments
• 12:40 pm roxann_ireland WWAFD ftw - 125 comments
• 01:04 pm deesarrachi America: Bringing Sexy Back - 11 comments
• 03:24 pm olivetree oakenguy has very lively dreams... - 15 comments
• 04:05 pm trishalynn threnodaemis watches too many late-night cartoons - 6 comments
• 07:58 pm arcadiaego sadcypress: Children's Entertainer - 42 comments
• 11:12 pm kit_maxel (no subject) - 22 comments
• 11:35 pm firerosearien (no subject) - 40 comments

16th

• 12:00 pm trishalynn scriviner charts unfamiliar territory - 4 comments
• 04:21 pm modernlove_89 (no subject) - 35 comments
• 04:43 pm real_bethy Delicate Lady Flower... - 53 comments
• 06:57 pm chibidrunksanzo haya5h1 has seen the truth - 13 comments
• 07:29 pm dopplar_fex nobleplatapus has VERY affectionate dogs. - 8 comments
• 08:05 pm ninepointfivemm (no subject) - 36 comments

17th

• 09:43 am vaspider In a prison made of origami paper? You know what to do! - 22 comments
• 11:17 am starcat_jewel Kitty drugs! - 16 comments
• 02:34 pm trishalynn mice doesn't claim to be a psychologist, but... - 14 comments
• 04:44 pm baseballchica03 Your son can't talk right now; he's in my class. Yes, I'll remind him to wash behind his ears. - 73 comments
• 05:55 pm calger459 Painting with words...or not. - 7 comments
• 06:27 pm moonykins Oh yes, it's another World of Warcraft quote - 12 comments
• 08:33 pm magedragonfire cimplybe is having a ninja problem... - 25 comments
• 09:32 pm darthparadox xaandria hopes she got the terminology right... - 47 comments

18th

• 02:51 pm triplemare Your City Taxes at Work - 6 comments
• 06:16 pm shaysdays Help control the Chevy population. Get your pickup spayed or neutered. -gusty - 80 comments
• 09:41 pm kdorian (no subject) - 68 comments

19th

• 11:23 am asoneill Paging Dr. El-Jay! - 1 comment
• 12:31 pm box_in_the_box On fandom: - 31 comments
• 05:09 pm teenagelogic (no subject) - 40 comments
• 08:19 pm nohx geektastic - 1 comment
• 10:18 pm 10littlebullets nederlandergirl gives us a statistics lesson. - 35 comments
• 10:25 pm gonadsandstrife (no subject) - 11 comments

20th

• 02:19 pm guestyperson I, for one, welcome our new phallocratic overlords - 42 comments
• 08:42 pm apiphile (no subject) - 64 comments
• 09:01 pm trf_chan pacificpikachu's classmate has better grasp that she knows on humorous prose - 139 comments

21st

• 02:14 am fayanora brockulfsen has a colorful metaphor (gold, to be exact) - 2 comments
• 10:01 am silmaril Now you'll never forget - 40 comments
• 02:34 pm dimethirwen (no subject) - 94 comments
• 03:24 pm sarekofvulcan (no subject) - 13 comments
• 06:15 pm fragbert But They Shall Not Get A Penny For Wardrobe - 13 comments
• 07:49 pm squeeful All our delegates are belong to ewes. - 42 comments

22nd

• 02:22 pm vixenesque93 In honor of Georgie Porgie - 46 comments
• 03:04 pm kateli (no subject) - 11 comments
• 03:14 pm rainbowjehan Hypotheticals with the Gynecologist. - 40 comments
• 06:57 pm subluxate Down with the Authority! - 24 comments

23rd

• 06:14 pm peterchayward Shocked and horrified, but amused. - 76 comments
• 06:44 pm olivetree enseetaratro chronicles my battles with weight loss far better than I ever could. - 26 comments

24th

• 02:05 am akashasheiress (no subject) - 51 comments
• 10:49 am neonnurse Ya think? - 17 comments
• 11:31 am guestyperson darckredd has a beef with his/her fandom of choice - 28 comments
• 03:49 pm melayneseahawk You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. - 32 comments
• 07:08 pm smartasschef14 (no subject) - 36 comments
• 08:27 pm shaysdays (no subject) - 57 comments
• 09:20 pm manuka (no subject) - 29 comments
• 10:43 pm ironychan (no subject) - 26 comments

25th

• 12:03 am fayanora (no subject) - 17 comments
• 09:37 am lintilla (no subject) - 5 comments
• 09:43 am autographedcat Klingon Kittens - 52 comments
• 10:37 am sg1padawan Johnny Depp was in E Street? - 82 comments
• 03:25 pm firerosearien (no subject) - 54 comments
• 05:08 pm oceanica Man, I wanna hear my pastor say THAT!! - 42 comments

26th

• 02:08 am shaysdays That was weird. - 93 comments

28th

• 04:13 am wyldemusick Apparently the auto show broke down at the side of the road... - 10 comments
• 09:50 am kallaneboi CV in LJDQ makes me giggle - 41 comments
• 02:04 pm devilindupriest A snippet of a steampunk bawdry exchange. - 21 comments
• 02:52 pm amandathegreat (no subject) - 20 comments
• 04:55 pm fabfemmeboy When Bugs Attack... - 10 comments
• 06:14 pm joliefoliepolie Marc Anthony = 4th Sanderson Sister? - 16 comments
• 06:45 pm amazonstorm A Rant As Sweet As Golden Honey - 7 comments
• 07:11 pm pandoradeloeste (no subject) - 29 comments
• 09:28 pm neumeindil tears_of_nienna does it again. - 43 comments
• 10:13 pm firerosearien (no subject) - 39 comments

29th

• 02:42 am jai_dit (no subject) - 19 comments
• 02:28 pm ironphoenix Not a frequent mq-er... - 8 comments
• 03:18 pm rainofthedead seestephgo has some interesting meds... - 99 comments
• 03:53 pm kawaiispinel Networks in their sensitivities, my lord, have a fragile sensibility... - 33 comments
• 07:03 pm neviachiel Deep thoughts on vegetables - 40 comments
• 09:26 pm oceanica (no subject) - 29 comments

30th

• 12:34 am ameonna for the LULZ - 8 comments
• 01:15 am redtheda (no subject) - 36 comments
• 01:43 pm flamingly_fey (no subject) - 34 comments
• 09:00 pm chelonianmobile (no subject) - 48 comments
• 10:28 pm solestria (no subject) - 26 comments

31st

• 12:35 am cmdr_zoom (no subject) - 22 comments
• 08:09 am popelizbet (no subject) - 11 comments
• 09:30 am ketmakura (no subject) - 40 comments
• 10:06 am ubiquitous_a (no subject) - 45 comments
• 10:58 am downloadable08 Your parents always told you that money didn't grow on trees... - 7 comments
• 11:25 am fleurdelista upon learning of Ryan Seacrest doing pregame shows for the Super Bowl... - 19 comments
• 12:19 pm montrealais The Conservatives' media strategy revealed! It involves scorpions. - 7 comments
• 07:22 pm modernlove_89 (no subject) - 53 comments