drench yourself in sequins & party til it hurts (thieving_gypsy) wrote in metaquotes,
drench yourself in sequins & party til it hurts

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blacknarcissus2, or the Future Mrs Depp, is somewhat excited by the new Willy Wonka pictures, and goes on a smutting-spree with quotes from the first film. You do know that anything can sound pervy if you listen the right way, yes?


- Wonka: "Suck 'em and you can spit in seven different colors."
- Wonka: "You can suck 'em and suck 'em and suck 'em, and they'll never get any smaller."
- Violet Beauregarde: "It's hot and creamy. I can actually feel it running down my throat!"
- Veruca Salt: "I want a ball."
- Veruca Salt: "Give it to me."
- Mr. Salt: "Hold on! Veruca, sweetheart, Daddy's coming!"
- Mike: "It's getting in my eye!"
- Mrs. Teevee: "Oh, my dress, my hair, my face! I'm sending you the cleaning bill, Mr. Wonka!"
- Wonka: "Here it comes. There it is. Take it."
- Wonka: "Taste it—it's delicious. It's just gotten smaller, that's all."
- Wonka: "Well, fortunately small boys are extremely springy and elastic."

Ooooooooh, I'm so going to Hell now. "Alison, go to Eternal Torment, straight to Eternal Torment. Do not pass Purgatory, do not collect Divine Redemption."
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