December 22nd, 2007

Coffee
  • dae

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defenestration is too afraid for her mind to go back to work:

In addition to being verbally abused by customers, today I had the pleasure of developing seven APS rolls of film that had large, panoramic photos of a scary man's wife naked save for body paint designed to make her look like a leopard.

Her labia shall haunt my nightmares for years to come. It looked like Cthulu! And she was posing in the nursery. Why? No, really, why?

Plus, this woman's husband is scary. Like, I think he has elephantiasis in one part of his skull or something - he actually scared a small child and made her run away, crying. I WANTED TO SEE THEM ACTING OUT SEXUAL SCENARIOS, OH YES.

Seven rolls.

Panoramic.

IT'S THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOST WONDERFUL TIIIIIIIIIME OF THE YEAAAAAAAAAR~

QWP, context would have to be crazy not to be scared.