December 17th, 2007


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anitaspoonita has found the elixer of the gods.

When I walked into the Shoppette, what to my wondering eyes should appear, but a slurpee machine ... containing Red Bull ...It was honestly like the clouds parted, the room got dim, and Jesus himself shined a light onto the ice maker. It was my favorite cocaine-in-a-bottle, frozen to a slurpee consistancy, and put in front of me to no doubt lead me to believe that there is a God. And he does listen when you talk. Then I found the kiwi vodka, and can you blame me for mixing it together in my head to imagine the sweet sweet taste of the Bull and the Drink? I think not.

Context is upset by Wrigley's elf porn.  QWP and all.
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