December 10th, 2007

MST3K = trumpet!bong ftw

prying_pandora comes to a realization...

I think I need help. I seriously just had a dream about Daniel Day Lewis (random much?!) playing the bongos, but the bongos sounded like Tom Servo when he imitates them in The Girl In Gold Boots. Also, he was naked, in an art museum gift shop, had a powdered wig on and had an austrian accent singing Babaloo.

Then he dressed up like Albert Einstein, went to a McDonalds that was on a sewer and staffed by the extraordinarily stupid, got naked again and danced on the counter to the theme song from The Girl in Gold Boots. Sadly, he danced no better than these people did

I think I'm traumatized...and turned on...

I should not watch MST3K when I'm sick.

Context suddenly loves the Allman Brothers.
Evil Manifest
  • kdorian

(no subject)

fayanora is the God of a very limited domain:

...I am the corporate equivalent of Schleptus, the God of Bent Left-Handed Scissors With Green Handles. If your problem is about bent left-handed scissors with green handles, I can help you. But if your problem concerns bent right-handed scissors with green handles, or even bent left-handed scissors with magenta handles, then I'm sorry, but the Powers That Be have not seen fit to train me how to do that, nor given me clearance to do so.

I am not a Prometheus figure, I don't have enough access to steal the fire of the Gods for you. Frankly, even if I did, you don't strike me as being worth risking getting chained to a rock for eternity while vultures continually peck out my liver for.


PS = I am also sorry that you're about as useful as an ashtray on a motorcycle.

Context thinks that some customers suck.
Fang and Vanille - Crystallized

(no subject)

 -No, sir, we don't carry Fluff Mommas in men's size 15. (Thank God.) We are very sorry that we don't carry them in your size. Personally, I think you are fortunate that we don't, since these shoes look as though somebody shaved a Muppet and used its fur as a bizarrely woolly boot. Somewhere, Cookie Monster is cold and naked, because Paris Hilton is wearing his fur.

Context does not like sucky customers. 

EDIT: Quotee is leikomgwtfbbq