November 28th, 2007

The usual: Go read the whole thing.

active_apathy makes a list of skills useful in case of a Zombie Apocalypse:
  • ...Once elected president of the survivors, official edicts would be passed against stupid acts such as:
    • Splitting Up (12483-D)
    • Not Looking Up (48624-F)
    • Pressing Play on Tape Recordings of the Necronomicon (13854-P)
    • Saying "It Could Be Worse" (35497-S), or
    • Teaching Zombies to Speak Lolcat (46578-E)
Context was very hard to choose from; go forth and read.
rosie zombie, zombie rosie

Flowers for Uteri...

crevette's uterus has...erm...downgraded a bit...

Memo

From:
Uterus
To: Irene
Subject: The sky is prity todae!


Progris riport 1

Dr Funkhauser says I shoud rite down what I think and remember and every thing that happins to me from now on. I don’t know why but she says its importint so they will see if they need to yank me. I hope they don’t have to because Miss Kinnian says maybe they can make me smart. I want to be smart. My name is Charlie Gordon I werk in Irenes abdomenen where Miss Irene gives me 11 dollars a week and bred or cake if I want. )


QWP, Context is a uterine lobotomy.
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