active_apathy makes a list of skills useful in case of a Zombie Apocalypse:
Context was very hard to choose from; go forth and read.
- ...Once elected president of the survivors, official edicts would be passed against stupid acts such as:
- Splitting Up (12483-D)
- Not Looking Up (48624-F)
- Pressing Play on Tape Recordings of the Necronomicon (13854-P)
- Saying "It Could Be Worse" (35497-S), or
- Teaching Zombies to Speak Lolcat (46578-E)