November 15th, 2007

Daniel pacifist

Yes, it's another spider story

kawaiispinel does battle with the most fearsome of creatures.

Oh the harrowing tale of Spiderzilla. It began like any normal shower routine- water turned on, clothes off, blah, blah, blah, when suddenly something moves out of the corner of my eye. I turn and lo and behold, there on the wall is Spiderzilla- one of those huge brown spiders that probably aren't poisonous but are scary as hell anyway. Yeah, I don't leave those suckers alone. This is the age of science, people. And I've seen Arachiphobia. I don't take spiders lightly, thank you very much. If armadillos can show up in the middle of Tennessee, then a giant brown alledgedly not poisonous spider can bite me and make me wish he was a brown recluse.

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Context is freaking out.

Locked post, QWP.