October 24th, 2007

Ninjas read!

Captain Planet is rolling in his grave.

the_s_guy has a creative use for all those plastic recyclables:

Ah'm laminatin' Texas, with plastic from the sea
Nobody else could wrap it up, not half as much as me
I'll plasticize the shoreline and her beatin' desert heart
I'll laminate the Lone Star State all in the name of art

It's the sweetest gesture going 'round that Texas ever knew
A hug that spans from north to south and west to east coast too
You may talk of the damage done and all those eco-fears
Don't worry; in L.A. they've all been plastic now for years!

The Rio Grande is stopped up and the starry skies are blurred
We'll walk along the river where the wildlife's now interred
A-watching plastic ducks go by along the plastic shore
Preserved along with yellow roses, now and evermore

I'm laminatin' Texas, with plastic from the sea
Nobody else could wrap it up, not half as much as me
I'll plasticize the shoreline and her beatin' desert heart
I'll laminate the Lone Star State and call it modern art


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moving: the great experience

ursulav gets around to unpacking:

Most of the bookcases are assembled. I unpacked a number of books, made the usual discovery that I have many more books than bookcase space, sighed heavily, bought more bookcases, unpacked more books, made the same discovery, wondered vaguely where all the books come from--did I really have this many in my old apartment? But I have twice as many bookcases! And I got rid of some books! And more got lost in the mail! Did the survivors breed in the boxes? (That would explain all these Dean Koontz novels I haven't read...perhaps the unfortunate bastard offspring of an overenthusiastic copy of The Tommyknockers and whatever fantasy novels it happened to catch alone in the bottom of the box...)

Before that, about her current mood:

I am still lonely, horny, and unhappy, like a sexually frustrated Eeyore

Context needs only books, cake and internet.
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