MAKE DONATION TODAY!
Donate for website which fights with money laundry and child porno please!!
(site) is working for your calm!
I'm really hoping this is a bad case of Engrish and they misunderstood the phrases "to do battle with", etc.
Because otherwise, if they're fighting WITH dirty money and kiddie pron, what the hell are they fighting AGAINST? "We have you now, Skeletor Bin Laden! Cower before our Mafia funds and the October issue of Boy Scouts In Leather!"
And that really harshes my calm.
takhisis's calm is upset by Spam
From the child's newsletter in regards to a social event for 1st and 2nd grades: "Meet other parents and use it as an excuse to indulge in a donut."
uh, what? My idea of 'reasons to indulge in a donut' are 'it's Thursday' or 'because I damn well want a donut'.
Context is she just doesn't understand her supposed peers.
swanofkennet has some very interesting things to say about the long, painful, painful, painful death of the cinema:
See anything you fancy? No, me neither. Eight screens, each and every one of them filled with unremitting tosh. Stardust is an excruciating two-and-a-half hours of unremitting tosh. I note that Peter O'Toole turns up in a couple of these, though not exactly above the title. All I can say is that this is a salutory lesson in how drink can bring a great man low. One of them - The Invasion, was recalled by Warner Brothers, the director sacked, and the film rehashed because the version as presented didn't have enough 'special effects'. 'Special effects' have nothing to do with true cinema, they are there so that spotty and vacuous teenage boys can make the seats sticky. Which is presumably why cinemas these days don't have proper seats, are filled with the sickly reek of stale oil, and resound to the jangle of game machines.
The rest is here.
Pet: *pokes head out* Who will?
Walden: *hands paper to Pet*
Pet: *reads headline* Albus Dumbledore was Gay Rowling Reveals. *yawns*
Severus: *looks sleepy* My Lord. Rowling has proven to be terrible at recalling details. Next year she'll say Dumbledore was really a mongoose.
Context is Voldemort's pet and lives in the Impenetrable Fortress (tm). (QWP, flocked)
Fishnet T-Shirt - Check
Leather Pants - Check
Awesome Boots - Check
Loop-Ring Choker - Check
Various Gothy T-Shirts - Check
Black Lipstick, Mascara, Eyeliner - Check
I've got to color my hair, get my nails done, do something about beard/eyebrows and I'll be all set...
Context has some old-new-time religion.
fuvenusrs helps to explain the madness - Because they'd use up all the glitter and there wouldn't be any left for arts and crafts, obviously.
Further wank to be found at http://community.livejournal.com/stupid_free/797480.html#comments , QWP